Wok of America

As we all know, Asians invaded America in the middle of the 19th century, but what most people don't know is that Asians are extraterrestrial beings from the planet Asia, a planet on the outer rim of the Rice Galaxy. This of course explains their super-human intelligence, and their unhuman driving disability. Asians came into being at the same time as the dinosaurs, andis at this time that they decided to invade planet earth, which is only 2000 earth years away from their home planet. But since they drive soslow, it took them 60 million years. And ever since their landing, they have been the quiet minority, too quiet I say. In the year 2025 it shall be the year of the Asian infestation, an infestation which will be called, "Rice Destiny". They shall take over all our lands.I know you make think that we are crazy,but we read this off a fortune cookie and they are never wrong. How else do you think they can predict the future.

Just like what's happening in China, Asians are overpopulating the Earth, and for this very reason, they will soon be the dominant race. It's already happening in schools, Asians are destroying the white people's gpa, so that the Asians can get
better jobs and live better lifestyles. Asians own woks for the sole reason of crushing the competition of small buissness's owned by other races.

Now we all know rice and egg rolls aren't that cheap. This is a cause for concern. By destroying economic prosperity of other races, they can secure that they and their Asian brethren, will take over America, one small buisness at a time.

To obtain their goal of becoming the ultimate race, Asians will soon unleash a hellish plague upon mankind known as... Asian Fever.

The symptoms of this horrible plague will take place within 24 hours of exposure to this fatal disease. The symptoms will start with a small headache and a case of drowsiness. This is then followed by explosive diarrhea and prolonged erections which can last at least 4 hours. The next stage of the plague is slanty eyes and of course a sudden decrease in penis size. The skin will turn pale and the smells of rice will appeal to you. Your brain and motor activity will slow down. You will then be unable to drive within 20miles of the speed limit. Then within 72 hours of exposure, you will look like this.

With all of America becoming victim to this disease, there will be no one to oppose an Asian Infestation. In the year 2025, America shall become, The Wok Of America.

The American government will be overrun with corrupt Asian politicians with the plans of taking over Middle Earth, and maybe even the world. The All-Seeing-Squinty-Eye of Asian control will watch over the rice lands and seek out all who drive at reasonable speeds (over 8 mph) and don't make perfect SAT scores.

In Wok of America your rank in society and your economic status is all based upon one thing, your DDR ability. The All-Knowing DDR machine decides your place and worth in society.

The economy of Wok of America is very simple, the better you are at DDR, the more coins you win. The more coins you have, the more you can play DDR. Tokens will replace all other forms of currency, even monopoly money and marbles.

With the world overrun by slow-driving, rice-eating, DDR-playing Asians, it will give JewFro no choice but to colonize deep space and spread our seed of hatred throughout the universe.

Jewfro's long, hard, massively well endowed, throbbing, bulbus, corpulent, staggeringly vast influence upon the universe.