Kum Join the Fiesta

The klan as of recently has been compared with Jewfro, and vis versa. So we figured if we were to be compared with them we might as well consider membership. After all, we could all be one big happy aryan family. So we sent out for membership through our good friends at the Imperial Klans Of America website.

Dear, Imperial Wizard Ronald Edwards

(you ugly, white, cow fucking hillbilly)

sup fellow uber gamer, my clan is full of like total n00bs and i wanted to join your clan cuz i hear it like totally pwns. everyone calls me da ownage cuz i like own everything like really good you know. Im like totally l33t cuz I own all n00bs and like when im done they didn’t even know wat happened cuz I ownd them so bad and im like OWND cuz it was like toal pwnage you know. i like totally pwn n00bs on cs with my BOOM HEADSHOT and even frag fucking n00bs cuz their like n00bs you know and I like totally own at terrorists. i also like totally own at wow you know with my uber micro and my lvl 60 shaman and my shangasta you know. Like this one time this n00b was like trying to capture one of my nodes right with like two rockvees and an ambo, so I like ownd him with my jarmen and my scorps you know. and this other time like this lvl 47 paladin was like tryin to kill me with his shadowburn which is like a total n00b attack so i opened up my crown chakra and powered up to super saiyan and like used my ultimate kamhameha blast you know, the earthquake created from my massive kokhiri blast sent him to the spirit world in one go cuz my lvl 52 warlock like owns thos' bitches you know. so what kinda games does your clan like? I pwn at like anything you know, shoot me back an email and maybe ill see you on my server soon.

l33t us one day pwn together in the name of cs my bretheren,
-uberl33tshaman

Response back from Ikahq@kkkk.net

Dear, Mr. Shaman

I am afarid you have misunderstood the purpose of our clan. For the Imperial Klans of America, do not play computer games, nor do they "Pwn" "N00bs" at C.S. We of the Imperial Klans of Ameirca are here for the adavncement of the white race and not for the playing of asian made products. You should be ashamed of your white heritage by giving money to the cowardly asian menace. If you would like to mend your ways and ask for forgivness you might consider joining this klan. If you would like to donate to our cause or consider membership, please visit our website for details.

Thank you,

-Ikahq@kkkk.net

Upon viewing the web site of the kkk a little closer we realized that it wasnt the same type of clan we were hoping for. So we recovered by sending in a little more appealing application.

Fellow brethren,

My name is Tyrone Biggums, and I believe in order to preserve white supremacy drastic measures need to be taken, and that’s why I’m interested in joining your klan. The reason for which I speak is to stop the black devil and the evil inspired by it. I myself am a self hating 6’5 gay black jewish man. What can I do to be redeemed in the afterlife? I am sympathetic to your cause and wish to find forgiveness for my sins. What can I do to redeem myself in the eyes of god?

I also need to know what kind of rope works best for lynching, I myself use polypropylene rope, you know because its good, high quality, strong rope. But I don’t know if I should use nylon instead, it is a bit cheaper after all. Also, what other colors do those lovely robes come in? I have a lavish pink satin cloth robe and hood with matching slippers, and I even have a charming purple polka dot set. I think I may need a new robe because I've been eating a lot of bon bons, toblerones and sausage. I'm such a pig, my thighs look totally inflated. I also want to know if there's any good looking guys in the klan, I'm a total whore and I'm also looking for some good ass.

What is best for my feminine needs?
-Tyrone Biggums

P.S: Words up to my home dawgs on the noose
P.P.S: Enclosed is a picture of me, ;-), I hope you like it big boy ;-).

(Tyrone Biggums)

Response back from: Ikahq@kkkk.net

Dear, Mr. Biggums

We are very sorry but you dont meet the required criteria to be approved of membership to the Imperial Klans of America, for you are of the Judaic religion and of the African American race along side of your Homosexual endeavors. However to answer the question about rope, our members normally use marathon mega rope, it has good strong elasticity. I am also afraid the klan robes in additon to its members only come in white. I am afraid this makes inelligible. However if you are indeed serious in supporting the Klan, you can still donate to our cause, see our website for details.

Thank you,

-Ikahq@kkkk.net

As you can see from the top of the entry, Tyrone Biggums was rejected from the klan, but he still fufilled the American dream by making his own klan for all the gay black jewish racists that exist among the world.

We also want it to be known that our friends at the KKK are hosting an evening of fun and discrimination with their annual Klan Barbeque. Bring the entire family down as they celebrate white supremacy and the aryan race. Also as a side note please no guns. But please bring your knives, chains, bats, brass knuckles, etc. Also be sure to bring plenty of rope. Crosses and torches will be provided. Come on down to Anti-China Town for the after party.

From white power demonstrations to racial beatings, I think we can all agree that the Klan are a very giving people, and are very passionate about making a positive difference in the world. The Klan gets a bad rep, but to be fair they are a Christian organization, that condones: (cross burning, lynching, ignorance, racial and religious discrimination and anal prolapse) good christian values, and family fun. But most importantly, they care about the children, and thats what we're missing most in society, an organization that cares about the future so much that they are willing to sacrifice others for their cause.

(a candle light vigil with crosses, how beautiful)

The fact is these people not only fuck cows, but they use religion like everyone else to justify their erratic behavior and idiotic beliefs. Which is why we believe and condone their actions. Besides we like barbeque's, and who doesnt like a good light show when they see one.