Are you a pussy?

Throughout history, there have been men, and there have been pussies. There have been people with pants, and people with sandy vaginas. There have been people who wear their balls, and people who lost those a long time ago. Before I go any further, if your a pussy, or have any doubt in your mind that your balls are in her purse, YOUR A BLOODY PANSY ALREADY!!! You pansies know who you are, that's right, you!

Here's a pussy quiz to see how much of a pussy you are, don't lie to yourself, your probably a pansy.

1. You actually care how she is.

2. She eats more than you do.

3. You call more than once a week.

4. You go places with her regularly, that lead to 0 poon consumption. Stores, malls, COFFEE SHOPS!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Your only friends are her friends.

6. You cry daily with her.

7. You "LOVE" her, and let everyone else know it, NON-STOP!!!!

8. You've spent more than $5 on her, EVER!!!! And strictly poon related!

$0 is minimal

9. The term "romantic" has meaning to you.

10. Your familiar with different douche brands, and quality.

11. You go on long walks with her.

12. You go to the abstinence club with her weekly.

13. The word "decision" has left your dictionary.

14. You take beatings from her regularly.

15. You subscribe to Whipped Weekly.

0-You must be poon'n my friend, that or lying.

3 or more-Mama's boy

6 or more-Pussy

9 or more-Bloody Pansy

12 or more-Frenchmen

15-Ultimate pussified croquet playing tree humping fairy

Pussification in practice

How it really is...

For all those bloody pansies who are bringing down the ball count of America, please get your balls, or cheaper yet, get a sex change, your almost a woman already.