Become A JewFro Certified Racist

Since the begining of time man has always pondered the question of what do when a minority comes on the scene. It has become such a problem that men have gone crazy in the answer of what to do when one of these situations comes along. To stop this problem JewFro has come up with our own certification program. In order to become certified you must pass the following test. As we all know professionals need to have paperwork.

Question #1:

You see someone driving slow in the middle of the street ignoring lane markers while eating rice. What ethncity is the driver of this car?

A. White

B. Black

C. Arab

D. Asian

E. Hispanic

Question #2:

There is a security problem at an airport. Someone has brought a bomb and boxcutters. What ethnicity is the perpetrator?

A. White

B. Black

C. Arab

D. Asian

E. Hispanic

Question #3:

A K.F.C. has recently been robbed, nothing was stolen but their chicken. What ethnicity could be behind such a heinous act.

A. White

B. Black

C. Arab

D. Asian

E. Hispanic

Question #4:

Two siblings who were chewing tobacco robbed a walmart than went off to get married. What kind of disturbing ethinicity could do such a terrible thing to walmart?

A. White

B. Black

C. Arab

D. Asian

E. Hispanic

Question #5:

A man tried to rob a gun store with a knife. Than after the clerk pulled a gun on him he ran back to his station wagon to drive off quickly with his 7 children and wife to a gas station to get a burrito. What ethnicity could this man be?

A. White

B. Black

C. Arab

D. Asian

E. Hispanic

Now my friends for the answers to this test.

1. D

2. C

3. B

4. A

5. E

If you answered all 5 of these questions correctly, you are now an offical JewFro certified racist. Now let the JewFro staff honor you and comemorate your success with your own JewFro certification.

Please print out this certificate and hang this up on your wall, to show everyone your ambitious talents.

And now a card to bring around for your everyday racism to prove to all your friends your own personal skills.

We suggest getting it laminated...Good luck and congratulations on passing our extremely hard test.

And to all you people who feel stereotyping is wrong and judging is harmful to society...you get no card...bitch.

Please send in your photos of you and your card and or certificate so that we may place you in the Hall of JewFro Racists.