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Those who are offended by the following material should shut down their computuer and go hump a tree. Fuck those pussie tree humping hippies.

COCK-SUCKER

DIRTY SANCHEZ

BLUE BALLS

GRUMPKIN

STRAWBERRY- SHORTCAKE

If you are still reading this I commend you on your ability not to be easily offended. Now I will continue with the offensive material.

What can I say? Equality, equality, equality. This is a great example of why females should be equal with men. They can vote can't they, what else do they want from us, our soul? Just feed the bitch some cloroform and hope she shuts the hell up. Males and females have the same rights, and laws are exactly the same, what else could they possibly want. If anything women get away with more than men. How come in most cases in divorce, the guy gets screwed? You don't see too many women complaining they have no money after a divorce. Women tend to complain they want equality, and I fully support it, but they have it, and then you see something like this, and it just pisses you off. Moving on...

How do you spot a rich guy?

That's how.

Who says money can't buy happiness? Some poor cock-sucker who gives handjobs for crack, that's who. As long as you have money, there is nothing you can't buy. All you need for happiness is legal prositution, and gold-digging chicks. The key is to not get married to them and don't give them your money, just show them it. And if by chance choose to get married to some gold-digging chick who's a ten, GET A PRENUP!!!! You don't want to get screwed over and lose half of everything you own.

Well I feel I have covered a lot of ground on this entry. Keep reading for possible upcoming entries, including:

-Abortion, a necesity indeed

-Why divorce is good

-Screw the rich

-Fuck the poor

-Murder, another form of population control

-My ideal date

-Why there is no god

-Traffic laws, an optional thing

-How to kill a monk

-Mormans, the Utah version of pimps

-How to piss off nuns

-So your boss is an asshole?

-Pranks to pull on the pope

-Taxidermy for dummies

-Christianity is witch craft

-Jesus, the night of the living dead

-Ghandi was a prick

-Ghandi beat his wife

-Ghandi was a pimp

-Ghandi ate milk duds

-Even Ghandi spanked his children

-Ghandi was a whore

-And other Ghandi realated entries