JewFro's Official Dictionary

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As you all know, JewFro has a massive vocabulary from traveling the world and exploring and learning many different cultures. From our expeditions we have learned many puzzling and even disturbing ways that love is expressed. We wish to share our knowledge in hopes of educating the masses.

I. The Classics

Poon- Of or relating to anything sexual

Grumpkin/Blumpkin- The act/art of receiving oral stimulation whilst relieving ones self of a large fecal matter of gigantic proportions

Reverse Blumpkin- The act/art of or relating to the reception of oral goods whilst the giving partner is relieving ones bowels.

Jack in the Box- While the act of fornication is in full swing a close associate waxes his carrot in a closet and releases his maple syrup onto the face of said victim.

White Dragon- The release of seminal fluids through the woman’s nasal cavity.

Cry over Spilt Milk- The releasing of Seminal fluids into ones eyes, and crying over said predicament.

The Pirate- This complex technique requires near perfect timing. Near the end of a sexual encounter the man releases his seminal fluids onto the woman’s eyes while at the same time kicking one of her shins in a very violent manner.

Strawberry Shortcake- To shower your partner with the gift of creamy white juice on her face, and than to give her a love punch into her nose creating a very gourmet and pleasant looking dessert.

Dirty Sanchez- This artful technique that requires an individual to place one's finger inside another’s anal cavity and draw a very brown (or green) mustache on said victims face.

Blue Balls- An unfortunate and tragic condition in males that can be fatal if not treated.

Tea bagging- The graceful maneuver that requires placing ones scrotal sack onto the oral orifice of said bitch.

Holistic Massage Therapy- a good thing :-).

Rainbow Party- A very fun party game involving lipstick and many willing participants, to commit an act of sweet tasty love.

Splooge- Fluid released male specimens in response to the very tender act of hard fucking.

Dump truck- To Relieve one's bowels onto his/her partner's chest resulting in a huge steaming pile of loving.

Chili Dog- After releasing one's bowels onto said partner, to then make love to her breasts. Special Note: bring ketchup and mustard.

II. International Flavor

Creamy Caesar- When you are having your salad tossed and being jerked off by a very giving partner.

Caesar Salad- While having your salad tossed (rim job) by your partner, release a fart into their face

Donkey Punch- Whilst in the passionate throws of sex with the anus, as you are about to unleash your load of love, give your partner a love punch to the back of the head. The result will be a tighter orgasm and a funny story to tell your friends.

Felching- The act of drinking one's seminal fluids out of an orifice after a sexual release. Special Note: For best results use a crazy straw.

Irish Facial- After the release of seminal fluids onto her face, drench her head with beer. Special Note: You can’t go wrong with Guinness.

Texas Chili Bowl- This is a mysterious and rare sex act that includes Tabasco sauce, a telephone receiver and the anus.

Canadian Fire dragon- After dispersing love juice onto said victims face and then lighting up the night sky by setting her hair on fire its important to always remember to bring a bag of marsh mellows.

Chinese Basket Job- Chinese people aren't allowed baskets.

Chinese Torpedo- To have relations with a female of oriental origins, and during an act of dog like passionate sex restrain her arms and smash her head first into the headboard. Special Note: It is a very good idea to set up a camera to witness this event. It is great for late night beer parties.

Jamaican Bobsled- To fornicate in a dog like position with a woman of color down a flight of stairs. Special Note: The larger the woman the more cushion in case of falls or if in need of a human shield.

Roman Helmet- To place ones genitals over an unconscious and yet well respected individual in the shape of a roman helmet.

Italian Snuff Party- A party which includes: chewing tobacco, Italians, and pizza.

Spanish Turnip- The act of using subject's hair for tissue paper after giving birth to a small child or large turd.

To be continued.....

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