The Silent Killer

Unknown to most Americans, their is a killer on the streets, a silent killer, so deadly, it spreads wide uncontrollable panic through the heart of every man and woman. It's everywhere, but you can't see it, you think your safe from it's clutches, but your not!!! No one can comprehend how deadly it is, and actually, no one has even bothered to count the death toll for this silent killer because they can't count that high. Scientists believe millions die daily, some even believe billions, maybe trillions, some weird mo fo even said zillions. But enough of this endless rambling, we must get on to the government propaganda, to truly see their stance on this, deadly killer.

As you can see from the big man himself, if you J-Walk, your a camel.

And as a new law that is to be instated, if you J-walk, you get hanged. As you can see from this new Public Service Announcement from the government.

So if your wondering, how many people have died from J-Walking?

To figure this out, we'll need and Asian who can count.

That's right one, and they were probably oriental.