Bad Driving...

Worse then SARS?

As long as there have been roads, there have been bad drivers, but none quite so bad since Asians got a hold of automobiles. Their bad driving throughout America is no coincidence; it is spreading faster and deadlier then an international epidemic. It’s all around America, and unavoidable, the highway, the streets next to your house, your daily routine is put on the line as long as you are trailing an oriental who is TRAVELING HALF OF THE GOD DAMN SPEED LIMIT, PICK UP THE PACE OR GO BACK TO JAPAN!!! THEY DRIVE SO GOD DAMN SLOW!!!

I think it’s a way to get revenge on the white man for making their ancestors work on the railroad. A hundred years of Asian oppression is enough to take revenge on everyone else on the road. They are intent on screwing with the white man until they lose the will to drive.

You sneaky Asians…

Instead of making a racist comment such as ASIANS GET OFF THE GOD DAMN ROAD!!! And since this site is against such racist comments, since we are not racist, at all, and because we can’t point out that most slow drivers are Asians, we won’t make that generalization, because we’re not racist. Anyway, since it’s obvious that most old people suck ass at driving, it’s all so much worse with old Asians, or as worse as Asians in a minivan, rare, but deadly.

Asian + Minivan = Death

I have a couple of Government Funded Ideas that I will bring up to my state senator to stop congestion on the road.

1. I believe to share the roads with slow driving Asians; they need their own Asian lane, underground. Imagine an underground highway full of slow moving traffic, calculators, and the smell of rice. So they can let all of the attentive drivers live in a Utopia of moving traffic. Imagine going from place to place without worry of running into a bunch of slow Asians. You can now drive near an Asian supermarket, or an Asian fast food place, they should call it Asian slow food. You no longer have to expect to be held up just because you’re driving near an Asian neighborhood. Life will finally be convenient without Orientals blocking up the road.

2. If that plan doesn’t fall through, there needs to be public transportation for all Asians. A bus that will pick up and drive Asians throughout town, we’ll call it the Rice Bus. The bus will stop off at Asian neighborhoods and Asian food joints and drive to where they need to go, and not an Asian bus driver. Imagine a bus full of Asians, driven by an Asian. The unexplainable horror on the faces of unpleased drivers would be like that of rape. However, the convenience of a good driver driving Asians around town would bring unmeasured happiness.

3. All bad Asian drivers must put this bumper sticker on their cars to signal to other drivers that they can’t drive.

4. Have a special Asian speed limit sign.

5. Lastly, we send all the bad drivers to driving school again, and if they fail, they will live out the rest of their lives with one meal a day, and performing back breaker labor until they go back to Asia, done.

This is not merely a racist rant spawned by my hate of immigrants who haven’t developed motor skills, but a hope of others joining my one-man quest of telling these terrible drivers to pick up the pace or get off the road. For a better world, and for a better fucking highway.

This is a shout out to all of our Jew Fro readers in Hong Kong.