The Cuban Love Boat

Looking for a cheap luxurious tropical cruise across the beautiful ocean and landing in a tropical paradise. Then cum and try the Cuban Love Boat. You even get free citizenship when you get to Florida. For only 10,000,000,000,000,000 peso’s, that’s right for 5 American dollars you can now sail across ocean in the Cuban Love Making Machine, and be guaranteed free American citizenship.

But, Jew Fro as per usual, has a better solution and a better raft for the occasion. For every 300 dollars you send. We will donate one of our special rafts to poor Cuban families who are in desperate need. Because here at Jew Fro, we care deeply about da peoples, especially your mother.

The Muslim Red Cross that is

But, we here at Jew Fro are here representing the people. If Cubans are excessively going over the gulf in an inflatable raft than I feel we should exploit this by a making new reality T.V. show “You Sunk My Raft.”

“You Sunk My Raft” is a new reality game show on the Fox network. It’s where a Cuban family is paid off in Cracka Jacks.

They than go on to try and cross the Gulf of Mexico and try to get Florida in a raft. There’s one catch, they have the whole of the U.S. Coastguard trying to stop them. Watch and see how the Castro family holds out this coming Tuesday. You may be wondering why the show only lasts 15 minutes, it’s because the rafts go down pretty quick and or the sharks get them. But as a sign of good faith those who survive go on to win a Jew Fro raft. All the families of lost loved ones can sue Fox to their heart’s desire, screw those bastards.

JEW FRO IS NOT IN ANYWAY, SHAPE, OR FORM RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE FOR ANY MORONS WHO TRY TO CROSS THE OCEAN IN AN INFLATABLE RAFT...FOX IS.