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Screw Chick Flicks Don’t get me fucking started on Chick Flicks…
To me chick flicks are
nothing but a disgrace to me as a male and as a human being. The simple
notion that a guy should have to go through a gauntlet of embarrassment
and castration just to go out with a 7 or and 8 is fucking outrageous.
The 9’s and 10’s are the ones you just have to booze up
a bit, a lot easier and cheaper. Now I know these movies aren’t
real, but I just don’t understand how these things are even entertaining.
These couldn’t be any less from reality then from movies like
“Kill Bill”, or “Back Door Sluts 9”, you know,
real entertainment. This is only forcing 7 and 8-year-old girls and
hormonally unstable teenage girls to search for their “Prince
Charming” and actually think before going out with a guy, and
avoid guys who are All these girls (the hot ones at least) think they want is a nice, charming, pussified guy, who will answer your every plea no matter how ridiculous it is, from giving them a ride, not the good kind, to carrying around a purse. Now for all you guys who have ever carried a girls purse I say this words to you as a man of testicles, I WOULD KICK YOU IN THE BALLS, BUT YOU WOULDN’T FEEL ANYTHING NOW WOULD YOU, YOU DAMN PUSSY!!!!! The reason that a woman would put a guy through a marathon of pussyfication just to go out with her, is because she’s not attracted to him. The hot chicks have spread her legs for the rock star, the policeman, the baseball ball player, the mailman, the business man, the pizza man, the pool guy, the doctor, the biker, the candlestick maker, and even the Village people. Now that she feels that she’s dating down, she’ll lower her standards, and raise the bar to a point which can not be surpassed until the poor unsuspecting little bitch drops dead. The only reason that sane guys will ever watch a chick flick is for some good ol’ poontang. Hell, I’ll sit through any movie to get a good grumpkin, and I will receive pleasure in any movie no matter how awkward it may be for the people around me, even in The Passion of The Christ, a great bang movie, couldn’t you just bang away while Jesus is dieing? I sure could...It's the way Jesus would've wanted it.
If I was ever in a chick flick, this is how it would go. A hot chick notices me in a bar and we talk. We go to her place and we bang like there was no tommorrow. She calls me everyday of the week and I don't answer. Instead I bang numorous other chicks including her hot sister and tons of other random hot chicks, which happen to be her cousins. I call the chick a week later and we bang again, after the bang session as I'm running out the door she confronts me and says if I don't stop banging her hot 12 cousins, she'll break up with me. So what do I do? An act of love, you say? O HELL NO!!!! I DUMP THAT BITCH AND CLOSE THAT DOOR ON HER ASS THEN GO TO HER COUSINS' PLACE AND HAVE A HUGE ORGY!!!! It's called the Dirty Dozen. Wait a minute that doesn't sound like a chick flick, that's a porno!
I’ve cum across to a very wise insight on movies, is that porno is the chick flicks for a guy, and chick flicks are porno for girls. 1. Most girls like a good
chick flick, most guys like a good porno. And my final proof to this seemly outrageous claim is the following: Chick Flick Cum Fiesta I’ve proved my point… |
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