AIDS, From Africa With Love

Aids is a most terrible disease. For a long time it was thought that it was passed only through gays, monkeys, and liberals. But through recent scientific discovery we now know that it also is passed through bisexuals. As you all know, JewFro is more of a charitiable organization than anything else. We give the people of the world: cheap drugs, expensive health care, really small rafts, really big inflatable penises, intolerance of all cultures, erectile dysfunction, and anal prolapse. JewFro is infact so charitable we are up for rewards by the Global Organization of Assholes.

(In all fairness, we have only burned one person. He had aids, we were helping with the cure.)

As shown proof by this generous award we were given, we are the greatest people ever. So we came up with a slogan back in the 80's to protect the people of the world from turning to the dark reaches of the cornhole to prevent further infestation of AIDS.

Asses to ashes,
Lust to dust,
If you had tried pussy
You'd still be with us.

Unfortunately, it never caught on.

Despite the many attempts of thousands of people and celebrities going down to Africa for charity events, cheap sex, and quality ganja, the problem only gets worse. The people of Africa really need to wisen up to this problem. If they are so bright why than can they not put 7 inches of latex around the area they grab most.

(The results are staggering.)

Jewfro as we said before is more of a charity than a racist joke site. A charity that won asshole of the year, might I add. We have a solution to make the problem in africa go away forever. Thats right my friends you guessed it, chicken flavored condoms.

Being that the fastest animal in the world is the ethopian chicken this will not only help those poor skinny little bastard eat but also fufill all their hardcore sex related fantasies without dieing of aids.

(Horny Bastards)