Wok Faster

(The follwing is a fan mail i recieved that described one of the most hallarious Asian encounters I've heard for some time.)

Yes, wise one, I too am tormented daily by Asian drivers. So I want to share with you - and you with your readers - the ultimate Asian driver story:

I am backed up in the left lane one evening, with the car two cars in front of me leaving half a mile space in front of him.

The car in front of me flashes and honks the guy but the guy doesn't speed up. I move into the center lane and past both drivers. What do I see? The driver in front of me, doing the honking is Asian, and the slow guy in front of him is Asian!

An Asian was going so slowly that he pissed off another Asian!